Chatterton, Thomas: The Art of Puffing
The Art of Puffing (English)By a Bookseller's Journeman
Vers'd by experience in the subtle art, The myst'ries of a title I impart: Theach the young author how to please the town, And make the heavy drug of thyme go down. Since Curl, immortal, never-fying name! A double Pica in the book of Fame, By various arts did various dunces prop, And tickled ev'ry fancy to his shop, Who can, like Pottinger, ensure a book? Who judges with the solid taste of Cooke? Villains, exalted. in the midway sky, Shall live again to drain your purses dry: Nor yet unrivall'd they; see Baldwin comes, Rich in inventions, patents, cuts, and hums: The honourable Boswell writes, `tis true, - What else can Paoli's supporter do? The trading wits endeavour to attain, Like booksellers, the world's first idol gain; For this they puff the heavy Goldsmith's line. And hail his sentiment, though trite, divine; For this the patriotic bard complains, And Bingley binds poor Liberty in chains; For this was ev’ry reader's faithe deceiv’d, And Edmunds swore what nobody believ’d; For this the wits in close disguises fight; For this the varying politicians write; For this each month new magazines are sold, With dulness fill’d and transcripts of the old. The Town and Country struck a lucky hit, Was novel, sentimental, full of wit: Aping her walk, the same success to find, The Court and City hobbles far behind. Sons of Apollo learn ; merit's no more Than a good frontispiece to grace the door. The author who invents a title well Will always find his covered dulness sell; Flexney and ev’ry bookseller will buy, Bound in neat calf the work will never die.
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