Good morning, the Worm, your honour
The crown will plainly show
the prisoner who now stands before you
was caught red handed showing feelings,
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do...
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good,
in the end, your honour.
If they'd let me have my way
I could have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied,
the bleeding hearts and artists
let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today.
Crazy, toys in the attic, I am crazy
Truly gone fishing
They must have taken my marbles away
Crazy, toys in the attic, he is crazy
You little shit, you're in it.
Now I hope they throw away the key.
You should talked to me more often than you did,
but no! You had to go your own way.
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, your honour,
him and me alone
Come to mother baby, let me hold you in my arms
M'Lord I never wanted him to get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me
Worm, your honour, let me take him home
Crazy, over the rainbow, I am crazy
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall
.....when I came in
Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy
The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before
of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law.
The way you made them suffer,
your exquisite wife & mother
Fills me with an urge to defecate.
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall!